Favourite Quotes?

Hah, my fav quote is from the Simpsons too.

"Excellent" -Mr Burns

Although it HAS to be done in a Burns type voice.

Conan the Barbarian is also a great source of quotes, being about the best movie ever. Just don't watch the sequel.

"What is best in life?"
"To conquer your enemy, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women!"

I think i mighta got a couple words wrong there.

And of course the almighty Red Dwarf.

"Drop dead Rimmer."
"Already have done."
"Encore!"

CYer, Blitz

Some red dwarf to start with:

"According to the log we're down to our last 3000 vomit bags. It'll never be enough. "
- Rimmer

My mind is so numb and brain-dead, I feel like I've just attended a 3 day seminar entitled 'The Future of Plumbing'. Have you any idea how irritating you have just been? You're a master, there are things you could teach to tropical skin diseases.
- Rimmer

"Hey, this has been a good day! I've eaten five times, I've
slept six times, and I'd made a lot of things mine! Tomorrow I'm going to see if I can't have sex with something!"
- Cat

Rimmer - "After intensive investigation (comma) of the markings on the alien pod (comma) it has become clear (comma) to me (comma) that we are dealing (comma) with a species of awesome intellect (colon)."
Holly - "Good. Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation."

Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over eighteen, though my IQ isn't.
-Rimmer

Futuramas:

Brannigan: "Stop exploding you cowards!"

Bender: "What should we point it at first?"
Fry: "I dunno. Try it on me!" *zap* "Ow! My sperm!"
Bender: "Wow! Neat! Mind if I try that again?" *zap*
Fry: "Hu, didn't hurt that time."

[ fry talking with robot lucy liu]
Fry: "You are cute!"
Lucy Bot: "You are cute!"
Fry: "You!"
Lucy Bot: "You!"
Fry: "You!"
Lucy Bot: "You!"
Fry: "You!"
Lucy Bot: "You!"
Professor: "Oh dear! She is stuck in an infinite loop and he is an idiot! Well, that's love for you."

Bender: "Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious."

Ikea bot: "Enjoy your affordable, swedish crap."
Fry: "Wow, those Swedes sure know how to include almost everything you need."

Bender: So what, I can make annoying noises?
Beck: Exactly, I use those all the time in my music!

cheers

Great... now I don't know whether I should watch a Futurama or Red Dwarf DVD :P Series 3 comes out soon!

Zapp - "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate."

Probably the most quotable movie in existence is Army of Darkness (Duke Nukem stole a few from that movie). My favourites are:

Ash:
"Closest I can figure it the year is 1300 AD and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this."
"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go."
"That's right... Shop smart, shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!"
"We can take these Deadites, we can take 'em... with science." (Ash then gets a few text books from the boot of his car and makes explosives and a combustion engine [:)])

King Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?"
Ash: "Nope, just me baby. Just me."

I like anything from Full Frontal...

my favourite is the news headline "Today, an unarmed man broke into a prosthetic limb factory..."

hehe

The Lucy Liu Bot quote mentioned above is easily my fav Futurama quote. As well as Zapp's, "Check. Mate" comment.

Another Futurama

Orphen: "Can we have Bender burgers again?"
Bender: "NO! The cat shelter is on to me."

Family Guy. A lot of people haven't seen this, but you should.

Peter: "I'll tell you what's wrong. I'm trying to make love to you, and you're thinking about Chris' freakishly large penis."
Lois: "WHAT?"
(Walk into Chris' (son's) room and Peter lifts up the sheets).
Lois: "Oh my. Well I guess that explains why he's always slouching."

Same Episode.

Lois: "Look. Peter. I care as much about the size of your penis, as you care about the size of my breasts."
Peter: "OH GOD NOOO!" (Runs out of the room crying).

Fawlty Towers

Basil: Hello, hello.. can anyone hear me? Have I ceased to exist? Have I become invisible? Sybil, Sybil, Sybil... can you see me?

Sybil: No.

Basil: Oh good. I?ll go and lie down then. No I won?t, I?ll go and hit some guests.

Panmonger

Futurama

Fry: "I got one of those things. It's like a headache but with pictures."
Lela: "you mean an idea?"
Fry: "oooh oooh, those things."

Beavis and Butthead.

Theres nothing on TV but pro golf so Beavis and Butthead seek alternative entertainment

Beavis: "What should we do now?"
Butthead: "do homework"
Beavis and Butthead: "hehe haha hehe haha" (in typical Beavis and Butthead laughter)

15 minutes later

Beavis and Butthead: "hehe haha hehe haha"
Beavis: "HOMEWORK!!! hehe haha hehe"
Beavis and Butthead: "hehe haha hehe haha"

also got a heap of favourite Invader Zim quotes but I haven't watched it for a while so I can't really remember them.

Waynes World

Wayne: "She's a babe. She's a total babe. If she were latin, she would be called Baboria Majora."
Garth: "If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln."

Another Waynes World

Cassandra: "Yeah and if bullfrogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their ass everytime they hopped."

Red Vs Blue ( halo cartoon )

" Man! does that thing ever run out of bullets? "

< newbie red soldier runs towards blue base with tank sitting nearby>

" oh!!! that must be the shop!,... OHHHH SWEEEET! they sell TANKS!! "

On of my recent favs is in the first Matrix
Neo pops his head over the cubicle wall and spots the agents by the elevator
Neo : " Oh shit!"
Morpheus : "Yeess..."

Brilliant delivery on Fishburne's part.

That actually reminded me of Computer Boy.

Morpheus: "Hello Neo. Do you know who this is?"
Neo: "Mum?"
Morpheus: "No Neo. I am not your mother. Take another guess."
Neo: "Mum?"

Hahaha, Computer Boy...

Trinity: "Tank, I need an operations manual for a 92 Suzuki Swift."

paraphrased of course. i haven't been able to find a non-streaming non-crappy version of computer boy... :(

cheers

Got it. Quicktime. If you would like it I can get it to you somehow.

Family Guy.

Peter and Lois are rushing Lois' sister to the hospital as she is pregnent. The car stops and Lois looks at Peter.

Lois: "Peter, why are we stopped?"
Peter is talking to a drive through box: "Ah yeah. I'll have three cheeseburgers."
Lois: "For God's sake Peter, she's having a baby."
Peter: "Oh yeah that's right. And a kids meal, and ahh... I guess i'll have fries. I-If I have fires, is any one else gonna have any? 'Cause I don't want to feel like a fatty."

Bailef: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?"
Peter: "I do.......... Ya bastard."

Hmmm, that's a though one...

Most of my all time favourites are to be found at the
"Canonical List of Famous Last Words"
at [url]http://www.eclipse.net/~srudy/flw/[/url]
collected over the years from hundreds of RPG & SiFi Gaming Sessions.
Enjoy!

That's very funny man. My fav so far has to be:

GM: "You're very lucky, you all don't know how lucky you are! Save or take 210 points of damage"

haha, those are great!

"Oops, I spilled flaming oil on my beard. I'd better wash it off after we kill this fire lizard."

another site to check out would be:
http://www.bash.org