I almost wet myself laughing as I could relate to it. I won't say any more until you watch the video...
You can view the video in [url="http://www.dt.ntust.edu.tw/siggraph2005/"]glorious hi-res by downloading from here[/url].
Note that for the unwise (like me), The H.264 encoded quicktime video requires Quicktime 7. Fine if you're on OSX, but if you're on Windows you need the absolute latest beta of Quicktime at an extra 25Mb download.
[:D]Pure Gold!
thanks for the link Mcdrewski.