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Damn Paris Hilton

Submitted by Maitrek on
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I never really paid much attention to that crazy see-lut.

She's certainly never got in my way...until now.

Thanks to people's ridiculous obsession with pornographic material and the broadcast nature of the internet, my email inbox is flooded with 30+ messages per day regarding said crazy see-lut's activities that were caught on video.

Okay, now obviously I could blame sexually deprived desperate people, or I could just go straight to the source and kill Paris Hilton and her sis......but I'd rather point the finger at the internet.

How the crap can you tell the internet that I am not in the market for paris hilton? Anyone know of some good *free* email screening software, most of the stuff is just 'free trial period' and/or useless.

Also, what email clients do ppl use? I'm stuck with windows OS only for now...any suggestions?

Submitted by Aven on Tue, 30/12/03 - 6:28 PM Permalink

Firstly. I agree with you entirely about that little trollop. I had never even heard of her until about a month ago. Now everyone seems to talking about her. Why? She is about as good looking as a hat full of arseholes (love that saying :D).

I use Eudora for all my emails. It's interface is pretty sluggish (compared to Outlook), but it doesn't have all the security issues. I don't use any spamming screening software as there is an easier way.

Have your ISP based email. give it to friends and people who you trust. Make some bogus Hotmail (or any other free email client), and use that for signing up to anything on the net. If it gets to the point where it is flooded with that many Viagra and Porn adds, cancel it and start a new one.

I know that doesn't help now, but it is a thought for the future.

Submitted by Daemin on Wed, 31/12/03 - 3:01 AM Permalink

I guess one solution would be to go and use Outlook's message filtering stuff, or try and find some open-source alternative.

Submitted by rezn0r on Wed, 31/12/03 - 3:53 AM Permalink

And also don't give your address when you're trying to look at porn, or else you'll get ~30 spams a day about things like Paris Hilton. [:P]

Scott.

Submitted by inglis on Wed, 31/12/03 - 4:02 AM Permalink

use someone elses computer if you insist on looking up porn.
they are catching your address when you visit those sites.....im guessing lol.

Submitted by Aven on Wed, 31/12/03 - 6:19 AM Permalink

I er have not deliberately been looking up porn for many years now :p I think that I am one of the few people who hasn't been spammed with lot's of porn adds. I'm not complaining though :D

Submitted by souri on Wed, 31/12/03 - 6:46 AM Permalink

Did Paris Hilton have any part in releasing those home videos? If not, then I think it's pretty unfair that she's labelled as some sort of floozy. I don't think she intended that home video public consumption. Blame the entrepreneurs cashing in on someone elses misfortune, and society's hunger to pry into celebrity's lives.
As for spam, never ever ever paste your main email address anywhere on the internet. That includes registering online forms for software, on bulletin boards, ANYWHERE. Create a hotmail account for something like that. I've noticed that you have your email address as your message footer here, and seeing as this forum is cached by google and other search engines pretty regularly, email harvesters can easily grab it. I did a test a while ago, though, by putting a hotmail address on here to see if I get any spam as a result, but didn't receive any. I did place my sumea@hotmail address in a forum message at polycount, planetquake, and urban terror last year, and I ended up with about 100 spam mails a day, so that account is pretty much useless.
I use Eudora as well. I think it uses bayesian filtering to spot spam. There's a free version which displays some small banner ads.

Submitted by codyalday on Wed, 31/12/03 - 7:24 AM Permalink

No she didnt have anything to do with that vid, well she let her boy friend film them fucking, than years later he it surfaced to the internet, by the x boy friend, now her laywers are banning it, which i thinked worked, csaue its of the net now, as i was at the site trying to get it, and it said last week to get before it goes ofline, i need to ben 18, which i had nothing to claim i was.

Submitted by inglis on Wed, 31/12/03 - 7:43 AM Permalink

quote:she's labelled as some sort of floozy

its not just the video. she really is stupid. they both are. when they came out to australia they proved it in a series of tv interviews (e.g. at the cup). and then they went on roy and hg and looked about as smart as a 5 year old. and if you had seen them on oprah it showed them in their real life. they are famous for being rich.
on oprah they said 'we had to do our washing once...what was that thing called??' then they sat there for a few seconds thinking out aloud..then went 'washing machine!!!!'.

[edit]
i just dont understand why people care about them. they are just a name with lots of money. and i feel stupid watching them.

Submitted by codyalday on Wed, 31/12/03 - 8:21 AM Permalink

Still fuck able, like the Minogue sisters.

Submitted by Aven on Wed, 31/12/03 - 8:33 AM Permalink

quote:Originally posted by codyalday

Still fuck able, like the Minogue sisters.

Each to their own. I personally wouldn't touch them with a ten foot clown pole, but I have the same feelings towards Spears (I have been called crazy for that).

My old Email was spammed to crap when I registered for a domain name and didn't pay the extra $10 for secure details. Next time I buy one, I will get it secure.

Submitted by Makk on Wed, 31/12/03 - 10:27 AM Permalink

Yeah, a bit brain dead........... but she is kinda hot though.

;)

Submitted by Maitrek on Thu, 01/01/04 - 12:01 AM Permalink

I think my email has been added to one of those lists through some kind of forum, I've never given out this one to any pr0n sites (as sad as it may seem, I haven't used the internet to get nude pictures of any 'celebrities' in many years).

As for Paris Hilton being a tosser - well I really think that one is obvious. As for her being fuck-able?

Hell no!

She looks stupid as all hell as it is, I can't imagine how stupid she'd look mid-climax :)

Submitted by inglis on Thu, 01/01/04 - 12:10 AM Permalink

hahaha

id imagine it would be something like a hat stand on a trampoline. [^]

Submitted by inglis on Thu, 01/01/04 - 12:11 AM Permalink

ok..this thread is heading in the right direction for a closing lol.

Submitted by Red 5 on Thu, 01/01/04 - 12:23 AM Permalink

Well that Australian idol finalist didn't say no to a hat stand on a trampoline... I'm sure he went to sleep with a smile on his face ;)

Submitted by Fluffy CatFood on Thu, 01/01/04 - 9:13 AM Permalink

That video of her is over rated, its filmed in night vision........So a friend tells me ;)

Submitted by souri on Sun, 04/01/04 - 1:19 PM Permalink

*still scratching head over the "hat stand on a trampoline" comments*

Submitted by Maitrek on Mon, 05/01/04 - 2:21 AM Permalink

Someone needs to explain that one...

So the general advice is to not give out email addresses. Ahh the wonders of the internet.

Submitted by Daemin on Mon, 05/01/04 - 2:59 AM Permalink

I think what is needed is for the Open Source community to come up with an alternate email-like protocol for sending email-like messages with. With the exception that you have to be invited to join the club and authorised to send messages etc.

I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard, and if the proper technologies are developed ISP's would jump on board with it all.

Submitted by Red 5 on Mon, 05/01/04 - 8:42 AM Permalink

quote:Originally posted by Souri

*still scratching head over the "hat stand on a trampoline" comments*

Just think bouncy bouncy with a skeleton ;)

Posted by Maitrek on
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I never really paid much attention to that crazy see-lut.

She's certainly never got in my way...until now.

Thanks to people's ridiculous obsession with pornographic material and the broadcast nature of the internet, my email inbox is flooded with 30+ messages per day regarding said crazy see-lut's activities that were caught on video.

Okay, now obviously I could blame sexually deprived desperate people, or I could just go straight to the source and kill Paris Hilton and her sis......but I'd rather point the finger at the internet.

How the crap can you tell the internet that I am not in the market for paris hilton? Anyone know of some good *free* email screening software, most of the stuff is just 'free trial period' and/or useless.

Also, what email clients do ppl use? I'm stuck with windows OS only for now...any suggestions?


Submitted by Aven on Tue, 30/12/03 - 6:28 PM Permalink

Firstly. I agree with you entirely about that little trollop. I had never even heard of her until about a month ago. Now everyone seems to talking about her. Why? She is about as good looking as a hat full of arseholes (love that saying :D).

I use Eudora for all my emails. It's interface is pretty sluggish (compared to Outlook), but it doesn't have all the security issues. I don't use any spamming screening software as there is an easier way.

Have your ISP based email. give it to friends and people who you trust. Make some bogus Hotmail (or any other free email client), and use that for signing up to anything on the net. If it gets to the point where it is flooded with that many Viagra and Porn adds, cancel it and start a new one.

I know that doesn't help now, but it is a thought for the future.

Submitted by Daemin on Wed, 31/12/03 - 3:01 AM Permalink

I guess one solution would be to go and use Outlook's message filtering stuff, or try and find some open-source alternative.

Submitted by rezn0r on Wed, 31/12/03 - 3:53 AM Permalink

And also don't give your address when you're trying to look at porn, or else you'll get ~30 spams a day about things like Paris Hilton. [:P]

Scott.

Submitted by inglis on Wed, 31/12/03 - 4:02 AM Permalink

use someone elses computer if you insist on looking up porn.
they are catching your address when you visit those sites.....im guessing lol.

Submitted by Aven on Wed, 31/12/03 - 6:19 AM Permalink

I er have not deliberately been looking up porn for many years now :p I think that I am one of the few people who hasn't been spammed with lot's of porn adds. I'm not complaining though :D

Submitted by souri on Wed, 31/12/03 - 6:46 AM Permalink

Did Paris Hilton have any part in releasing those home videos? If not, then I think it's pretty unfair that she's labelled as some sort of floozy. I don't think she intended that home video public consumption. Blame the entrepreneurs cashing in on someone elses misfortune, and society's hunger to pry into celebrity's lives.
As for spam, never ever ever paste your main email address anywhere on the internet. That includes registering online forms for software, on bulletin boards, ANYWHERE. Create a hotmail account for something like that. I've noticed that you have your email address as your message footer here, and seeing as this forum is cached by google and other search engines pretty regularly, email harvesters can easily grab it. I did a test a while ago, though, by putting a hotmail address on here to see if I get any spam as a result, but didn't receive any. I did place my sumea@hotmail address in a forum message at polycount, planetquake, and urban terror last year, and I ended up with about 100 spam mails a day, so that account is pretty much useless.
I use Eudora as well. I think it uses bayesian filtering to spot spam. There's a free version which displays some small banner ads.

Submitted by codyalday on Wed, 31/12/03 - 7:24 AM Permalink

No she didnt have anything to do with that vid, well she let her boy friend film them fucking, than years later he it surfaced to the internet, by the x boy friend, now her laywers are banning it, which i thinked worked, csaue its of the net now, as i was at the site trying to get it, and it said last week to get before it goes ofline, i need to ben 18, which i had nothing to claim i was.

Submitted by inglis on Wed, 31/12/03 - 7:43 AM Permalink

quote:she's labelled as some sort of floozy

its not just the video. she really is stupid. they both are. when they came out to australia they proved it in a series of tv interviews (e.g. at the cup). and then they went on roy and hg and looked about as smart as a 5 year old. and if you had seen them on oprah it showed them in their real life. they are famous for being rich.
on oprah they said 'we had to do our washing once...what was that thing called??' then they sat there for a few seconds thinking out aloud..then went 'washing machine!!!!'.

[edit]
i just dont understand why people care about them. they are just a name with lots of money. and i feel stupid watching them.

Submitted by codyalday on Wed, 31/12/03 - 8:21 AM Permalink

Still fuck able, like the Minogue sisters.

Submitted by Aven on Wed, 31/12/03 - 8:33 AM Permalink

quote:Originally posted by codyalday

Still fuck able, like the Minogue sisters.

Each to their own. I personally wouldn't touch them with a ten foot clown pole, but I have the same feelings towards Spears (I have been called crazy for that).

My old Email was spammed to crap when I registered for a domain name and didn't pay the extra $10 for secure details. Next time I buy one, I will get it secure.

Submitted by Makk on Wed, 31/12/03 - 10:27 AM Permalink

Yeah, a bit brain dead........... but she is kinda hot though.

;)

Submitted by Maitrek on Thu, 01/01/04 - 12:01 AM Permalink

I think my email has been added to one of those lists through some kind of forum, I've never given out this one to any pr0n sites (as sad as it may seem, I haven't used the internet to get nude pictures of any 'celebrities' in many years).

As for Paris Hilton being a tosser - well I really think that one is obvious. As for her being fuck-able?

Hell no!

She looks stupid as all hell as it is, I can't imagine how stupid she'd look mid-climax :)

Submitted by inglis on Thu, 01/01/04 - 12:10 AM Permalink

hahaha

id imagine it would be something like a hat stand on a trampoline. [^]

Submitted by inglis on Thu, 01/01/04 - 12:11 AM Permalink

ok..this thread is heading in the right direction for a closing lol.

Submitted by Red 5 on Thu, 01/01/04 - 12:23 AM Permalink

Well that Australian idol finalist didn't say no to a hat stand on a trampoline... I'm sure he went to sleep with a smile on his face ;)

Submitted by Fluffy CatFood on Thu, 01/01/04 - 9:13 AM Permalink

That video of her is over rated, its filmed in night vision........So a friend tells me ;)

Submitted by souri on Sun, 04/01/04 - 1:19 PM Permalink

*still scratching head over the "hat stand on a trampoline" comments*

Submitted by Maitrek on Mon, 05/01/04 - 2:21 AM Permalink

Someone needs to explain that one...

So the general advice is to not give out email addresses. Ahh the wonders of the internet.

Submitted by Daemin on Mon, 05/01/04 - 2:59 AM Permalink

I think what is needed is for the Open Source community to come up with an alternate email-like protocol for sending email-like messages with. With the exception that you have to be invited to join the club and authorised to send messages etc.

I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard, and if the proper technologies are developed ISP's would jump on board with it all.

Submitted by Red 5 on Mon, 05/01/04 - 8:42 AM Permalink

quote:Originally posted by Souri

*still scratching head over the "hat stand on a trampoline" comments*

Just think bouncy bouncy with a skeleton ;)